<p>For the last time, I am not in love with you and I will never be. There will never be anything between us and I could never see myself and you together. If anything, you’d be my puppet - I, your puppeteer, and a manipulator of hearts. If you can bear sado-masochism, and insults, and constant tears and depression and irregular sleep patterns hysterical tears - I can do so without being with you (not that I would even consider that!). Now, you can go pick up a chick at Murphy - I hope she’s administratively sane. Regards, </p>
<p>The Ripper</p>
<p><3</p>
<p>…NOT! :)</p>