Sorry to hijack the thread for a minute, but if you enjoy funny comments or reviews on Amazon, check out the reviews for the Haribu sugar free gummy bears. If you have ever tried these little gems, you will understand
Be prepared for potty humor. 
^^I was actually going to post that same link!
Perhaps a nice gift for the lovely neighbors :(|)
Hilarious! I missed your “potty humor” warning, so reading the reviews gave me a few rumblings of my own, but it’s good to see creative writing isn’t a lost skill!
Sadly, the product has been discontinued.
Oh that is a shame. Can think of a few people for whom that would have been a lovely gift 
But if discontinued, why does it show as “in stock” for several vendors on amazon? They must still have supply on hand.
Are you sure those are the sugar-free ones?
Another side track page of great Amazon reviews: http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/0533091020
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iWB9MfYoSfo
For a dramatic reading of Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say No to Drugs.
Update?