<p>Btw, is any household device except the gas capable of blowing your house up? Not many I’d guess…</p>
<p>“That’s why I don’t live in Minnesota.”</p>
<p>MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>THAT MADE MY NIGHT.</p>
<p>Canola oil is capable of blowing up, computers too…</p>
<p>Speaking of computers, mine is issuing copious amounts of ominous-looking green smoke. What can this possibly mean?</p>
<p>It’s morphing into a rock em’ sock em’ robot?</p>
<p>Water heaters can blow up, but they won’t cause a major reaction unless there are flammable chemicals present in the room. Of course, where mine is located there are plenty of flammable chemicals in the room, such as acetone and lots of propanol.</p>
<p>I built a wall around my water heater. The wall is made entirely of cans of hairspray. Was this a mistake?</p>
<p>no, that should be good. especially if you’re hoping for death by explosive hair product.</p>
<p>Ooh goody. I’m excited now.</p>
<p>uh, i dunno. you should put some cans of paint thinner in the wall as well. pour a little vodka moat around it for good measure.</p>
<p>and throw ligther in it…watch it blow up :)</p>
<p>Explosions are fun :D</p>
<p>Obviously. Who doesn’t like nice shiny lights and stuff??.. mmm shiny…</p>