<p>1) A few days ago our water heater broke
2) Something in the basement will randomly start screeching, then it magically stops, then starts up again a few hours later
3) Our water pressure is shot
4) Our water is brown, it used to be yellow, but now it’s brown; I can’t see the bottom of the sink</p>
<p>…and that’s why my house is about to blow up.</p>
<p>That’s why I don’t live in Minnesota.</p>
<p>Well, your house could blow up anywhere. If it blows up in Minnesota you don’t have to worry about destroying anything else, excluding a few hundred trees.</p>
<p>Well get out of it obviously! Or maybe it is haunted or it is also about to blow up. In the apartment my family is going to rent out, no one had gone into the apartment for a year and from the apartment not being checked up on a huge hole broke through in the bathroom. My dad said the hole was so big that he could see into the apartment below.</p>
<p>Just make sure you stay inside.</p>
<p>Maybe you just need to replace the water heater</p>
<p>you might want to get that checked out…</p>
<p>4) Our water is brown, it used to be yellow, but now it’s brown; I can’t see the bottom of the sink</p>
<p>My water used to be reddish yellow, actually, but that was only because I went on a two-month vacation and the water system was untouched during that time. The color disappeared within twenty seconds though.</p>
<p>Lol that happens occasionally overseas, the brown/yellowish water . . too much dust in the air :p</p>
<p>which is why you never ever ever drink water from the sink or eat raw veggies/fruits there, places in Africa or asia … probably same with south america too</p>
<p>yea you need to get that checke out…telll your parents to take care of that because that uncertaintly isnt healthy</p>
<p>In the spirit of a college forum, where all these people have such high ambitions, if you let it blow up you can incorporate that into your essay. Make them feel bad, you had a hard life lol.</p>
<p>and maybe stick to bottled water for a while.</p>
<p>The Chinese have green sludge sometimes coming out of the tap; as such every house has a bottled water delivery and dispensal system.</p>
<p>huh… my water is clear… i guess it won’t blow up!!</p>
<p>it does smell like petroleum in winter, though…</p>
<p>(is petroleum the right word?)</p>
<p>no, propane. i smells like propane… it that the one with 6 hydrogens?? i’m getting confused. i need to find my chem notes from last semester.</p>
<p>Ewww green sludge. It must be like having “Gak” (the green goop I always use to buy in the toy store) in your sink. I wonder if they can mold the sludge and make bouncing balls out of it like “Gak”.</p>
<p>Gak is awesome.</p>
<p>Who here likes Oobluk?</p>
<p>I hope no one’s house blows up. Insurance companies aren’t very nice about that kind of thing :p</p>
<p>They’re also not very nice about your mom accidentally starting the house on fire while making popcorn…</p>
<p>Just to be on the geeky side, propane has 8 hydrogen molecules, and its formula is C3H8. The thing that has 6 Hs is ethane, formula C2H6. What the heck, I’m always weird that way:D</p>
<p>Hey we’re doing that now, organic chem . . . . =</p>