<p>When I turned in my UChicago app maybe a month ago, I thought my essays were witty and offbeat and very clever. But I just re-read them again after a month away from them and was I completely mad? I sounded like a madman wandering the streets outside Notre Dame cathedral…the admissions counselors are going to be shaking their heads (in a bad way) over my essays for years.</p>
<p>I’m embarrassed to even look at them now.</p>
<p>sigh. </p>