<p>Are you really serious about changing your name?</p>
<p>I’ve been thinking about it</p>
<p>That’s cool.</p>
<p>You will get your land taken and forced to march 1000 miles west where you will live in a crummy hut and have National Geographic take pictures of you every year.</p>
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<p>But if i survive, ill get into Harvard right?
My overweight, diabetic ass will be in Cambridge?</p>
<p>You’ll have to change your parents name too. Colleges see that.</p>
<p>Edit: Harvard will open a casino for you.</p>
<p>Ha, I’m pretty sure they can check one’s previous name via some system and then they’ll be very suspicious about it. What do you guys think?</p>
<p>If you wanna change your first name, that’s fine. However your last name will always be known as your parents will still have that last name.</p>