<p>I’ve always been one to question authority. Throughout my <age> years of life, I’ve never believed the “official story” the government has on anything. My career goals logically came out of these beliefs. In 11th grade, my physics teacher brought up the question of whether man had actually walked on the moon. I was amazed, always having thought that the moon was just a place you could go to, like New York. However, I realized just how few people would be needed to cover this up. A few bribes, a few doctored pictures, and suddenly billions of people believe it’s possible to go to the moon.</age></p>
<p>This led me to do further research, and soon I realized that the reason it was impossible to go to the moon was because nothing could escape Earth’s gravity completely for a simple reason, the earth is flat. I found hundreds of people who agreed with me on the internet, and even founded a “flat earth club” at my school. (we played ping-pong most of the time) Basically, the Earth is a round disk with the north pole at the center surrounded by a wall of mountains and ice, with the Sun, Moon, and stars orbiting above it. No one on Earth would know the difference between a flat and round Earth as long as they didn’t approach the ice wall, and even that could be mistaken for a mountain range in Antarctica. To be safe, though, NASA must have guards on the ice wall. That’s what I want to do in life. I want to guard the ice wall.</p>
<p>Why would I want to protect the conspiracy that I discovered at the age of 16? Simple. I want to retire and blow the whistle on everything. It would be the greatest story ever. If NASA were to kill me, then so be it, I die a martyr.</p>
<p>As to how I would become an ice wall guard, my major in <major> would easily get me a job in NASA, as <major> is in high demand. Then I’d simply work my way up and do what I was told while sucking up to my superiors, all while mentioning how much I love cold weather and mountainous terrain.</major></major></p>
<p>You’ll have a story to tell your grandkids: I admitted the <man woman=“”> who revealed the Earth was flat.</man></p>