Need help with supplement

<p>So for the common app for NYU I need to create a movie plot based on my life in 2050. I want it to be funny and is started as such,
“The Not-So Ordinary Man” is a movie based on a semi-true story depicting the life of Jared Kaplan. Lead actor, Seth Rogen, plays a man whom is a business entrepreneur and the owner of an exotic car dealership. He finds himself in a predicament when…"
It can only be 500 CHARACTERS, and I want to add a humorous predicament, any ideas?</p>

<p>So since NYU doesn’t have a football team but since they sell football t-shirts (as a joke) I figured I would play off that, what do y’all think? Funny yet still informative, or not good at all…I can’t decide.</p>

<p>“The Not-So Ordinary Man” is a movie based on a semi-true story depicting the life of Jared Kaplan. Lead actor, Seth Rogen, plays a man whom is a business entrepreneur and the owner of an exotic car dealership. He finds himself in a predicament when all of the oil available is used up. As a result, his previously booming car dealership begins to struggle and eventually closes. To make up for his lack of revenue he begins to sell New York University football t-shirts, and makes a fortune.</p>