need ideas for care pkg joke

<p>Re midmo’s suggestion:</p>

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<p>One of the contributor’s to the collection *The Empty Nest: 31 Parents Tell the Truth About Relationships, Love, and Freedom After the Kids Fly the Coop<a href=“edited%20by%20Karen%20Stabiner”>/i</a> writes:</p>

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<p>She continues:</p>

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<p>So tell me – what do parents look like who are the kind of couple anyone would rush home to visit???</p>