<p>This may be a bit high brow for a 7 year old, but it is one of my personal favorites.</p>
<p>Receptionist says to the psychiatrist: Doctor, there is a man outside who thinks he’s invisible!!</p>
<p>Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him!!</p>
<p>Knock, knock</p>
<p>Whose there?</p>
<p>The Interupting Cow!</p>
<p>The Interupting C—</p>
<p>Mooooo!!!</p>
<p>Kids love this one because they actually get to interupt an adult. Alright, I kind of love it too because it catches people by surprise and they really laugh.</p>
<p>"Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog.</p>
<p>How long have you felt like this?</p>
<p>Ever since I was a puppy!"</p>
<p>My best to your little friend, whatever4.</p>
<p>Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
banana
banana who?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?</p>
<p>Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Geez, don’t cry - it’s just a joke.</p>
<p>This blind guy, wearing dark glasses, walks into a book store with his German shepherd seeing eye dog. The blind guy proceeds to walk around for a few minutes, then picks his dog up by the tail and swirls him around in circles above his head. The store clerk notices this and yells at the blind guy, “Hey, what are you doing?!!!” The blind guy replies, “Just looking around!”</p>
<p>All the best to your little friend.</p>
<p>One cute one that I know is to tell someone, “Say knock knock.” Then, when they say “knock knock,” you ask, “Who’s there?” Then they don’t have a joke. :)</p>
<p>It’s too bad this list isn’t for a 17 year old. I’d have a lot more for you.</p>
<p>What did one firecracker say to another?
My pops bigger than your pop.</p>
<p>(My D’s favorite joke when she was about six. It became my mother’s favorite joke, and she was 70:)
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station.</p>
<p>What did the snail say we he jumped on the turtle’s back?
“Whhheeeeeee!”</p>
<p>Why didn’t the clam like to share any of his food?
Because he was shellfish!</p>
<p>(must be told with a straight face, might be too advanced for a 7 y/o)
If a wheel falls of your boat while you’re flying over the desert, and the monkeys eat all the ice cream, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
None–because dogs can get fleas but fleas can’t get dogs.</p>
<p>Cute book: Why do Bees Hum and 265 other great jokes for kids</p>
<p>Series joke, for tomorrow:</p>
<p>Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.</p>
<p>Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep, run over ether bunny.</p>
<p>Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. Ether bunny come back next year.</p>
<p>Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
YOU EAT YOUR POO?</p>
<p>Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?</p>
<p>He didn’t have the guts.</p>
<p>What do you call Batman and Robin when they have been run over by a steam roller?</p>
<p>Flatman and Ribbon.</p>
<p>(Kid told me this one today…)</p>
<p>Why did the elephant wear blue sneakers? … Because his red ones are in the wash.</p>
<p>Why do elephants wear red sneakers? … Because they hide in Cherry Trees.</p>
<p>Ever seen an elephant hide in a Cherry Tree? … [No] … See how good they hide.</p>
<p>Why shouldn’t you go in the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon? …</p>
<p>Because elephants are jumping between trees.</p>
<p>How does an elephant get up the tree? … He sits on an Acorn for 100 years.</p>
<p>Why are Pygmies so short? … Because they go in the jungle between 2 and 4.</p>
<p>What do Elephants have between their toes? … Squished Pygmies.</p>
<p>What’s invisible and smells like bananas?</p>
<p>Monkey farts.</p>
<p>I think we have a winner :)</p>
<p>Hey, there’s nothing like potty humor, at any age.</p>
<p>True – it’s certainly never gone out of style at our house!</p>
<p>Spell</p>
<p>I cup</p>
<p>I “see you pee”</p>