New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

<p>Idea for a fun new regular thread:
Show us your ideas for the contest- I suspect that a lot of your entries are very good.
Share your captions!!</p>

<p>This week: A couple and a guest are sitting in a living room chatting and drinking wine. A fully-equipped guillotine is placed against the wall, where a fireplace might be.</p>

<p>Caption:
“Great conversation piece, isn’t it? Oh, don’t worry, last week we had the clasp holding the blade up tightened up when we had the blade sharpened.”</p>

<p>I have millions of others, but mine are not that good. Would love to hear yours!</p>