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<p>Mini… I hear that the caterpillars have been caught engaging in serious binge drinking… </p>

<p>In fact, preliminary results from a Hopkins Hall survey indicates that, in the last week, 75 percent of catepillars have ingested 5 or more thimble fulls of pesticide in one sitting. Among athlete caterpillars (those that dangle from trees), nearly 97 percent have ingested 5 or more thimble fulls of pesticide in one sitting, and an astonishing 50 percent reported intoxication levels so high that they were unable to emerge from their cacoons.</p>

<p>Frankly, I’m appalled by these statistics. What do you think needs to be done?</p>

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<p>…rotflmao</p>

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<p>I’m mostly concerned that the caterpillars seem to self-segregate and form their own culture. I think they should be merged into the new clusters.</p>

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<p>I really hate those caterpillars. I seriously just want to take a lighter and finish off the job that the pesticides tried to do. But the incorporating them into the clusters thing is kind of funny. Wait…they’re already everywhere.</p>