News Flash: Police to Issue Report on McCain Arrest for Embezzlement, Possible Murder

<p>It is being reported by BSN that McCain was arrested for embezzling funds from his wife’s business empire. and that the Senator may have murdered some company employees.</p>

<p>The response of the McCain campaign: “Our candidate was a POW. He spent more than 5 years in a Vietnamese prison camp. Back off!”</p>

<p>Seriously, though, isn’t it starting to get a bit ridiculous?</p>

<p>When it was pointed out that McCain wasn’t actually in the cone of silence at Saddleback lending questions if not credence to the possibility that he heard some of the questions in advance, the McCain campaign response:</p>

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<p>Now that McCain jumped a shark with his inability to state the number of homes he owns, his campaign responded:</p>

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<p>Furthermore, here is an exchange that implies his POW past is a good shield from criticism about his marital infidelity:</p>

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<p>Here he is using it to defend against a policy-based attack:</p>

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<p>Uh, exactly when does the “POW deflector shield” run out of juice?</p>

<p>When the populace gets the ability to critically think.</p>

<p>BedHead–The POW deflector shield will NEVER run out of juice.</p>