<p>Firstly, my deepest condolences to all the families who have lost loved ones to H1N1. My opinion should not be read as a mockery of your loss, but rather as a call for some reasonability among the American public.</p>
<p>To the rest of you, please calm down. Your hysteria is inappropriate, unwarranted, and ridiculous. I scold the CC administration for appealing to the hype. </p>
<p>I’m a sophomore at Rice, where 1 in 5 students is expected to have or to have had H1N1. No one has died, and there haven’t been any serious complications. I currently have H1N1, I have chronic respiratory issues that put me at a higher risk of complications, and I’m already on the mend after three days of rest. </p>
<p>If your DD or DS (yes, I’m using those acronyms sarcastically) is dumb enough to share cups in a game of beer pong knowing that H1N1 is circulating campus, maybe he or she deserves to contract the illness. Then again, you can’t expect college students to quarantine themselves when they aren’t even sick–there’s an increased risk of infection just from hanging out with large groups of people or going to a party, and these kinds of events are integral parts to North American college culture. I’m pretty sure I got sick from attending a party, but would I do things differently? No. It was a lot of fun, and the band was damn good.</p>
<p>I agree with starbright: there are far more pressing issues facing college students that parents only seem to worry about once a tragic story hits the news. Sure, that’s the pathos of being a parent, but let’s bring some logic into the situation. Even with all the preventative measures we have on campus (we literally have hand sanitizer dispensers mounted on the walls in every frequented corridor and next to every elevator), I still got swine flu. C’est la vie. Tell your kids to wash their hands, to drink their own drinks, and to get a flu shot, but honestly, you should be telling them that regardless of the Poe short story that has become SWINE '09: THE MASQUE OF THE PINK, OINKING DEATH. If your kid comes down with it, be vigilant (call once or twice a day), be caring (maybe some cough drops in the mail), and make sure he or she receives appropriate medical attention (i.e., no ER visits for breathing kids with mid-grade fevers). Really, that’s all you can do. I’m sure you hate hearing that, but it’s the truth.</p>
<p>So (this goes for you, too, CC) go back to your jobs and home lives, take a Xanax if necessary, and take the big fat dirty scary pig (these aren’t Biblical times, people) out of the swine flu. It’s just the flu.</p>