<p>[Researchers</a> find flaw in faster-than-light clocks](<a href=“http://host.madison.com/news/world/researchers-find-flaw-in-faster-than-light-clocks/article_e0cde970-0db9-5cdc-b71b-1d9fa2665cdc.html]Researchers”>http://host.madison.com/news/world/researchers-find-flaw-in-faster-than-light-clocks/article_e0cde970-0db9-5cdc-b71b-1d9fa2665cdc.html)</p>
<p>Well, duh.</p>
<p>The bartender says: “We don’t serve your kind in here!”</p>
<p>A tachyon walks into a bar…</p>