<p>This is hilarious!</p>
<p>[Degrees</a> of Matriculation - New York Times](<a href=“http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/05/opinion/05borowitz.html?ex=1208059200&en=f6b5f47f681cadf8&ei=5070&emc=eta1]Degrees”>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/05/opinion/05borowitz.html?ex=1208059200&en=f6b5f47f681cadf8&ei=5070&emc=eta1)</p>
<p>(I hope I copied the thread correctly.)</p>