<p>I really, really hate the Anna Nicole Smith fascination. But can you imagine the round-the-clock coverage that will result if O.J. is the dad? It will be impossible to turn on a TV or tune in to a radio. </p>
<p>I was thinking of going down to Florida and having myself tested as well. Just think, I am just one DNA-testing error away from being a multi-millionaire! Odds are a lot better than the lotto, and I am certainly my closely linked with Anna Nicole than I am with the Queen of England.</p>
<p>But I hear there are now guys lining up at the Orange Bowl to have themselves tested. (I hear the baby looks like Newt Gingrich…)</p>
<p>I’m beginning to feel discriminated against. As I think I do not have equal opportunity to be tested for fatherhood of Anna Nicole’s baby? Do you think I can find a lawyer to take my case?</p>
<p>If ever I needed another reason not to read the New York Post, this utter garbage would serve nicely. Reading what sounds like a casually tossed-off nasty remark from OJ about his murder victim’s father makes me approximately as furious as the fact that OJ’s in the “news” at all.</p>
<p>Don’t you just love O.J.'s picture with the article? He’s such a publicity whore, and I’m sure he’s absolutely irate that they selected that photo.</p>
<p>I’m no OJ fan but this made me laugh and remember why he was so popular at one time. Slow-moving sperm, right. He lost me once again when he referred to the Goldmans though.</p>
<p>maybe they should use the DNA they took from the Duke lacrosse players???Everyone else is coming out of the woodwork claiming to be the father, maybe Nifong can solve that one too??</p>
<p>We live a mile from where OJ used to live when with the Bills. Neighbors say he used to beat up his first wife, too; police visited that house – a lot.
It’s a nice area, though. OUr next-door neighbor is the world master of the Ehru and did the warm-up act for Yo Yo Ma on the Silk Trail tour.<br>
So you never know when you buy a house, who you’ll meet and what you’ll learn.
I love this country, really.</p>