Pro28
November 7, 2008, 7:07pm
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Having honorably served in this country’s military.
Not having terrorist, criminal, anti-American, anti-white, anti-Semitic friends.
Not having the MSM as his personal campaign machine.
Not facilitating donation fraud and voter fraud, which led to donation fraud and voter fraud. Go figure.
Not choosing a gaffe-a-minute VP who lies when pressed.
Not having zero experience.
Not being black.
Not withholding his academic record from the public
Not withholding his birth certificate from the American people
Having been vetted thoroughly
Not being a foreign policy moron
Not running on a vacuous slogan like “Yes, we can.”
Not lying about accepting public financing
Not being a socialist
Not promising the worst economic plan since 1930
Not playing the race card a million times
Not flip-flopping for political expediency
Not having opposed the surge, the single biggest reason why we’re about to win in Iraq
Not failing to support our troops by voting against funding them
By being the most qualified candidate by a f****** mile!
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Not having opposed the surge, the single biggest reason why we’re about to win in Iraq
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<p>…lulz.</p>
<p>P.S. Nobel Laureates for Obama: <a href=“http://sefora.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nobel_letter_v6.pdf[/url] ”>http://sefora.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nobel_letter_v6.pdf</a></p> ;
<p>And yeah, McCain’s economic plans were so much better ( [Examining</a> America’s presidential candidates | Examining the candidates | The Economist](<a href=“Examining the candidates ”>Examining the candidates ) )</p>