<p>Haaaarvard, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Haaaarvard, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please accept me
Won’t you please?</p>
<p>(Sing to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel’s Cecilia)</p>
<p>I’ve had this song in my head the entire day. And I’ve had Harvard in my head for…I don’t even know how long. So I just combined them. C’mon, you can sing along!</p>