Ode to Harvard

<p>Haaaarvard, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Haaaarvard, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please accept me
Won’t you please?</p>

<p>(Sing to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel’s Cecilia)</p>

<p>I’ve had this song in my head the entire day. And I’ve had Harvard in my head for…I don’t even know how long. So I just combined them. C’mon, you can sing along!</p>

<p>Whoa, awesome!</p>

<p>Though chances are slim, I hope I can add the final verse to it on December 10… the one beginning with “Jubilation”, but I’m not going to get crazy and pin my sanity on it.</p>