<p>Ok, I have a friend who is going to Priceton and I’ve kinda run out of comebacks against her rants about Penn. I need ammo. I’ve exhausted calling Princeton the College of New Jersey and now I’m being berrated. Those Princeton jerks are so clever! Anyway, post how you handle friends going to Priceton. (Oh, and to really **** u guys off, she says the only reason why she’s applying to Penn is so she gets accepted, turns them down and laughs)</p>
<p>Penn’s secret societies beat up the Princeton debate team</p>
<p>how many students at princeton does it take to fix a lightbulb?</p>
<p>two, one to call the electrician and one to mix a martini.</p>
<p>i forgot where this was first posted.</p>
<p>what can she possibly say bad about penn?</p>
<p>Wait, bobbobb, would a Princeton student even reduce himself to calling an electrician? It’s Princeton after all…</p>
<p>well snobs need their light too…</p>
<p>they must have a voice command phone so they dont have to lift a finger.</p>
<p>bobbobbob: lol, good one</p>
<p>She mostly says that I’m going to be mugged and that I’ll never get a job going to a state school. Dang pretentious Princetonians :shakefist:</p>
<p>ask her how it feels to be going to a school surrounded by one big garbage dump?</p>
<p>New Jersey: The colony of New York or NY’s garbage bin</p>
<p>New Jersey: New York’s ***** to the south.</p>
<p>Jersey girls aint trash (trash gets picked up)</p>
<p>As a NJer, I resent these comments.</p>
<p>Hey, trashing NJ is a great way to get back at Princeton! ;)</p>
<p>AJ: Slam DUNK! I told that to her and I got slapped, so I guess it worked…genious!</p>
<p>ahh yes. slam dunk, indeed. well played, my boy.</p>
<p>after she insults you, act really offended, step back, looking down, say yah, well at least we don’t smell bad.</p>
<p>then look up, cross your arms, and hit your thighs in a sensual motion below your crotch area.</p>
<p>works everytime, for anything, and everybody. also, make sure to make fun of her poor hygiene (i’m just assuming here, but i’m fairly positive of this one). insults know no boundaries…</p>
<p>thanks jabber, i just got up and put the X over my “crotch area” and acted out that whole scene.</p>
<p>twice.</p>
<p>jabbermouth, actually, your assumption is correct, Princtonians have horrible hygiene…they smell like nerds and NJ</p>
<p>How hot is that friend of your’s who goes to Princeton? :p</p>
<p>well if it helps: In the admission video the UPENN people showed us in India. PENN was up in a football game with something like 40+ - 07</p>
<p>Sorry- I’m sure they were talking about Penn State not Upenn.</p>