<p>Alright, i decided to make this totally pointless decision generator all legit like…</p>
<p>** Official Random Decision Generator V1.0**</p>
<p>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . [Step 1 total] + [Step 2 total] - [Step 3 total]
The formula is: sin (----------------------------------------------- * 78263673)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [Step 4 total] + [Step 5 total]</p>
<p>Results:
Accepted: .9256 <= [your result] <= 1
Deferred: .6528 <= [your result] < .9256
Rejected: [your result] < .6528 </p>
<p>–this roughly gives you a 12.356% chance to be Accepted (last years SECA acceptance rate adjusted for a 4% increase in applicants) and a 15% chance for deferral.</p>
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<p>Numerical Result:</p>
<p>[b** **]Randomly Generated Decision: Accepted**
[b** **]Randomly Generated Decision: Waitlisted**
[b** **]Randomly Generated Decision: Rejected**</p>
<p>Step 1 Random crap:
[ul]
[<em>]Your age (in months):
[</em>]Your height (in cm):
[<em>]Pairs of shoes:
[</em>]How much money is currently in your wallet/purse:
[<em>]Favorite number:
[/ul]
Step 2 Estimations:
[ul]
[li]Estimated age of your 3rd grade teacher:[/li][</em>]How many jelly beans you think are in the [Jelly</a> Bean Jar](<a href=“http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O6XcRECHeqM/Sav7ENVXwvI/AAAAAAAAAok/uF2LkX59CEk/s400/CANDYLOGOsat.jpg]Jelly”>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O6XcRECHeqM/Sav7ENVXwvI/AAAAAAAAAok/uF2LkX59CEk/s400/CANDYLOGOsat.jpg):
[<em>]Estimated number of times you’ve said the phrase “light saber” in your life:
[/ul]
Step 3 Sporcle:
[ul]
[li]# of correct answers after taking the [Elements</a> of the Periodic Table Quiz](<a href=“http://www.sporcle.com/games/elements.php]Elements”>Periodic Table of Elements Quiz):[/li][</em>]# of correct answers after taking the [Harry</a> Potter Surnames Quiz](<a href=“http://www.sporcle.com/games/harrypottersurnames.php]Harry”>Harry Potter Surnames Quiz):
[<em>]# of correct answers after taking the [Impossible</a> Sporcle Quiz](<a href=“http://www.sporcle.com/games/rockgolf/impossible]Impossible”>The Impossible Quiz):
[/ul]
Step 4 On a scale from 1 to 10, ten being “highest/most”:
[ul]
[li]On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glitter:[/li][</em>]On a scale from 1 to 10 how much does leaving just one word on the bottom line of a paragraph bother
you?:
[<em>]On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like top ramen?:
[</em>]On a scale from 1 to 10 how hot do you think Edward from twilight is? (guys too…):</p>
<p>[<em>]On a scale from 1 to 10 how much of a left brain (analytical) person are you:
[</em>]On a scale from 1 to 10 how much of a right brain (abstract) person are you:
[/ul]
Step 5, About Yourself:
[ul]
[<em>]# of letters in your favorite band/musical artist:
[</em>]# of letters in your favorite movie:
[<em>]# of letters in your favorite book:
[</em>]# of letters in your sign of the Zodiac
[li]# of letters in your home state/country:[/li][/ul]</p>
<p>Comments:</p>
<p>[b****]Comments on answers of above poster[****/b]:</p>
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<p>–I’ve seen a lot of those chain threads where people evaluate the person above them, I thought it might be kind of fun to include that in this thread, so just talk about what you like/dislike about the above poster’s answers, similarities/dissimilarities between you and the above poster…</p>
<p>–In step 5 preferably if you decide to post the template, include your actual answer as well as the character count, the sort of ulterior motive behind this is to get to know my fellow 2014 SECAers better.</p>
<p>–Please abide by the old Nigerian custom of “first voice goes to Chukwu” (Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe) meaning only your first answer/result counts</p>
<p>and don’t over think everything!!</p>
<p>–If you question the legitimacy of these fake results (aka “you didn’t account for athletic recruits in your chance%ages”) then the powers that be will cause you to actually be rejected (lol srsbsns I know), so please don’t pick my formula/questions/whatnot apart unless there is an actual error, in which case I welcome the criticism. Just dont be anal about super minor details/opinions.</p>
<p>–The fact that most of us will be rejected by arbitration is probably a blessing in disguise…</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>Feel free to post your results in <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/stanford-university/800082-stanford-2014-sceaers.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/stanford-university/800082-stanford-2014-sceaers.html</a>, we need another 1500 or so posts by December 11 to beat Yale’s Early Decision thread…</p>
<p>Thanks!</p>
i dont catch on very quickly</p>
![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O6XcRECHeqM/Sav7ENVXwvI/AAAAAAAAAok/uF2LkX59CEk/s400/CANDYLOGOsat.jpg]Jelly](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O6XcRECHeqM/Sav7ENVXwvI/AAAAAAAAAok/uF2LkX59CEk/s400/CANDYLOGOsat.jpg%5DJelly){kind=link}
