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<p>“So,” he said to Biden, “you decided to go with soft?”</p>
<p>“I’m getting hard,” Biden said. “I’m a hard guy.”
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<p>"Biden then spotted three young girls.</p>
<p>“You have gorgeous eyes,” Biden said. “All of you do. Holy mackerel! Look at those eyes, they’re like beacons!”</p>
<p>“This is the number one thing,” Biden said, “how old are you?”</p>
<p>The responses: 10, 11, 13.</p>
<p>“No boys 'til you’re thirty,” Biden said, “no boys till you’re 30 years old.”</p>
<p>He used the “no boys till you’re 30” line again on the father of a 15-year old girl."</p>
<p>HAHAHA</p>
<p>This dude is funny.</p>