Schaefer is the one beer to have, when you’re having more then one.
“Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener/That is what I’d truly like to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener/Everyone would be in love with me”
I remember the old Dutch Masters cigar commercials, with the guys in 1600’s costumes forming a tableau of the famous Rembrandt painting that’s on the cigar box.
Fast forward to 2019, we’re at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam, and I am hellbent on seeing that Rembrandt painting. Apparently, those cigars and that ad campaign were unfamiliar to the museum folks, as they had no idea what I was talking about!! Finally showed them a picture of the painting on my phone, and, alas, it was off display in preparation for a special exhibition.
Thank you, if you are still reading!!!
It’s got hex-hex-hexachlorophine. Yikes.
“'Cause I’m a woman - Enjoli”. Enjoli perfume. We sang that catchy tune a lot, lol.
Where’s the beef?
The Alka Seltzer one where they guy opens his medicine cabinet and sees his neighbor.
That was Right Guard
Vidal Sassoon - If You Don’t Look Good We Don’t Look Good, we take pride in you
“Aunt Jemina pancakes without her syrup is like a spring without a fall, there’s only one thing worse, in this universe, and that’s no Aunt Jemina at all”
It was Right Guard? Ok…it was still a great commercial.
Don’t know that one but it’s rather prescient. RIP Aunt Jemima
To continue my Dutch Masters story, you couldn’t grow up watching sports in the 60s and not see the Dutch Masters and Muriel cigar ads. Was it Edie Adams who sang “Hey Big Spender” for the Murial cigar ads?
“Hey big spender, spend, a little dime with me?”
Brylcreem, a little dab’ll do ya, Brylcreem, ya look so debonair, Brylcreem, the gals’ll all pursue ya, they love to get their fingers in your hair.
“You can trust your car to the man who wears the star - the big bright Texaco star.”
Aye, aye, aye, aye…I am the Frito bandito.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
You deserve a break today, at McDonald’s
Grab a bucket of chicken,
Finger licking good,
Have a barrel of fun.
Edited to add that as soon as I read the OP which mentioned Nair, my olfactory memory kicked in! Made me LOL.
Dr. Pepper, so misunderstood. If everyone would try you, they’d know you taste good.
A day without orange juice, is like a day without sunshine. Anita Bryant
Timex–It takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’