Old product slogans and jingles

Taking another walk down memory lane (jumping off from the medicine chest topic). What crazy commercial jingles do you remember?

The one that would never fly now - Virginia Slims “you’ve come a long way baby, to get where you got to today, you got your own cigarette now baby, you’ve come a long long way” (they were cigarette just for women)

Nair - “who wears short shorts, we wear short shorts…”

The classic “There’s a fragrance that’s here today, and they call it Charlie”

“Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun”.

Used to love trying to say that fast.

“You can take Salem out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of Salem.”

After a while, it had become such an ear worm, they truncated the jingle so you could fill in the blank: “You can take Salem out the country, BUT…” (With a “ding” sound)

“When EF Hutton talks, people listen.”

“When you eat too well, demand Di-Gel.”

“Alka-Seltzer. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is.”

“Northwest Orient…Airlines. The fanjet airline.”

“See the USA in your Chevrolet”

“I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony (whole song followed). It’s the real thing. Coke…”

Some of my favorite jingles:

Meow mix, Oscar Mayer bologna song, Dr. Pepper be a pepper drink dr. pepper, Alka Seltzer, Coca Cola I’d like to buy the world a Coke.

“Hey Mikey he likes it”
Don’t remember a slogs. per se but remember the the yellow and black “Jean Nate” bottle.

“I’d walk a mile for a Camel (unfiltered cigarette)”

“Gotta make the donuts…” DD

“Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.”

“She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan, and never, ever ever let you forget you’re a man.” In an ironic senior moment, I can remember the entire jingle verbatim, but I can’t remember the product!

@rickle1 beat me to to the first one I thought of.

I am stuck on bandaids, cause bandaids stuck on me (or something like that)

You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

My beer is Rheingold the dry beer, think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer.

I don’t remember the Pepsodent jingle, but we still use the toothpaste.

“Mama Mia, dat’s a spicy meatball…” Alka seltzer.

“Cigar, cigarette, cigarillo?” My parents were smokers and I still remember cig ads on TV.

“They make money the old fashioned way. They earn it.” – slogan from Smith Barney brokerage commercials.

That slogan has been parodied by many when describing some specific wealthy people or families: “They made money the old fashioned way. They inherited it.”

Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet.

Tastes great. Less filling. (Miller Lite beer)

John Houseman once again showing his acting chops by playing … John Houseman ?

@techmom99 the bacon one is enjoli perfume (I had to look it up - remembered the commercial and song but not the product)

“Today is Friday, Manhattan coffee. Drink Manhattan coffee. Drink it every day”.

I Don’t Want To Grow Up, I’m A Toys-R-Us Kid

Every trips a pleasure trip, when you stop at Stuckeys. Father. Mother, hungry brother love to stop at Stuckeys. They love everything about clean and sparkling Stuckeys. Theres pecan candy, delightful and dandy, the perfect family treat. There’s ice cream confections, highway directions, things you’ll live to eat. Every trips a pleasure trip when you stop at Stuckeys."

@skieurope, the Toys R Us song will now be with me all weekend - ARGHH :slight_smile:

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat

Good and Plenty, Good and Plenty, Good and Plenty

Morris, The World’s Most Finicky Cat. The original Morris was discovered at the local Humane Society in my old home town where I once volunteered.

Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum.

I believe it was “Cigar, cigarette, Tiparillo?”

Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did?

Irish Spring: Manly, yes, but I like it, too!

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

Lucky Charms, “They’re magically delicious”

and of course Tony the Tiger, " They’re Grrrreat!"