OMG competition

Colleges & Universities University of California - San Diego
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<p>ZOMG, I heard therez like SO MUCH competition at sd, ZOMG. Im so scared that Im getting like 3 tutors over the summer. ZOMG, but I just wanted to know if the competition is like 60% or 90%? ZOMG, what is 90% like? ZOMGG, if it is 90%, I’m gonna be so scared. ZOMG, i cant man up, i need to find the easy way.</p>

<p>ZOMG</p>

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<p>3 Tutors? Loser. I’m getting 4. Competition is 99% which makes it 10% harder than 90% which means it will be 10% harder than hard. I suggest you drown yourself in Jello. Preferably strawberry flavored. Indeed. That will be all.</p>

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<p>Not funny.</p>

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<p>I second the drowning in Jello. Bottom line, you’ll never succeed at UCSD because the coefficient of competition is .9733333. Since you’re only getting three tutors, you can only hope for a 2.56473 maximum GPA. Sorry.</p>

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<p>tutors are overrated. you’re better off sleeping with your professors and TAs.</p>

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<p>this is totally off topic but i realllllly like MiqueMaus’s screenname. i mean its like so perfect.</p>

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<p>wow…ur going to college and instead of going to parties and hanging out you’re gonna spend your time with tutors? is that really necessary? it’s not like you’re applying to college again</p>

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<p>i agree with kirkland! this thread sux!</p>

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<p>I don’t understand what she means by 60% 90%… ZOMG!!</p>

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<p>ITS (obviously) OVER 9000!!
competition is underrated</p>

<p>if u plug it in your calculator you will get ERROR OVERFLOW
hahahahahahah GG NOOBS</p>

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<p>the only reason some people hate this thread is because they realize this thread is mocking them</p>

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<p>its true but dam you dont need to be all over some curious high school student trying to make his college decision looking at all factors including competition…</p>

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<p>Look guys, it comes down to this. You got into the same college as the people you’re competing against. You have just as a good shot to get good grades as anyone. Stop being insecure and just do it.</p>

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<p>“the only reason some people hate this thread is because they realize this thread is mocking them”</p>

<p>No. It’s just painfully unfunny.</p>