<p>I encourage you to try it a few times before reporting back what your personality type is. If I had gone with my first result, my personality would have been “Just a smell.” As much as that may ring true, I’ve since been recognized as “An unsolved duck.” (I also figured out a “cheat” that made the Internet think that I am “The epitome of readiness,” but in all honesty I’m feeling mostly ducky.) </p>
<p>Myers-Briggs watch out!</p>
<p>EDIT: New (honest) result: I’m a “confusing telephone.” It was a close call.</p>
<p>The first time that I played, I had no idea what was going on. I kept trying to click on the circles- I didn’t even notice the little ball. I was half a soap the first time… but then I figured out what I was doing =)</p>
<p>Yep. From 5,000 on up (to at least 30,000) you get “The Epitome of Readiness” with a picture of a stick-figure ninja cat wielding a samurai sword.</p>
<p>I actually scored a little over 6,000 (somehow) in about 30 seconds. I couldn’t believe the score or figure out how the points racked up so fast. </p>
<p>In my all-time record game, I found a “cheat” when I caught the ball against the side wall with the paddle and it just fired away, 1 point at a time. So I left the mouse still and went to bed. That was last night. I was thinking it might be over 100,000 but I guess I snore louder than I thought and the mouse moved or something…because it was “only” at 28,000-something and the game had ended when I came back in the morning.</p>
<p>Wow. That’s an amazing score for 1.5 hours of doing absolutely nothing but let the game run in the background. I think it’s established that if you get 5,000 or higher you are the epitome of readiness (because I got that same result at 6,000-something).</p>
<p>I bet if you had resisted the urge to peek at the score for a few more hours, you would have set the record. But then who would you dare to tell?</p>