Onion clarifies F-M friendships

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<p>As only it can.</p>

<p>[But</a> If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

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<p>The Onion video about the Folsom dam is my favorite…one of my suitemates is from Folsom, so we had a little back story. We laughed until we cried when we watched it.</p>

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<p>[My</a> fave Onion piece](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

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<p>[Grad</a> Student Deconstructs Take-Out Menu | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.) I cant resist…here is my fave</p>

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<p>This one’s dedicated to CM:</p>

<p>[Conservatives</a> Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

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<p>Hoo-wee! Barrons’ Onion piece brought back some memories! Yet more evidence that the more things change, the more they don’t.</p>

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<p>[New</a> Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)
:)</p>

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<p>I always liked this one:</p>

<p>[Temp</a> Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest Of Office | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

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<p>Garland:</p>

<p>Love that one! I actually know someone who graduated from Wesleyan with a degree in Russian studies! After several years of enjoying himself living abroad, he came back for a Ph.D. in something totally different. I also know someone who worked at Hale & Dorr and bailed out after a few years.</p>

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<p>Ha…never knew about the onion site…thanks</p>

<p>Found one on the safe shaking baby ball…was perfect for sending to friend who recently had twins who I think has been kept awake with crying babies lately</p>

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<p>This isn’t the Onion but it’s even funnier, I think. I can’t post links to blogs, but google “Iowahawk” and click on the link to the blog. Then read the post entitled “Widow of Murdered Fly Seeks White House Apology, S**t”. Hysterical! (warning: some scatological language)!</p>