Orchestra officer poster campaign

College Majors Music Majors
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<p>My daughter is running for president of her hs orchestra program of about 300 students. They campaign for a week or so and put up posters. She wants to use composer/piece/music puns on some of her posters. She has some good ones, but any fun suggestions would be appreciated.</p>

<p>If you can Handel this challenge, post away!</p>

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<p>I’ll be Bach</p>

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<p>I’ll be Haydn out till the pun war is over.</p>

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<p>She may be the sMahler of the candidates, but she never throws tempo tantrums. She always conducts herself with El-gar-ace!</p>

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<p>Put us on your Chopin Liszt</p>

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<p>Get Orff your behind and vote Faure lieder</p>

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<p>LOVE IT!
Ivanov-er for you - don’t Srauss out, just vote for __ and have a Bliss-ful year! (She can’t Beriloz…)</p>

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<p>We de Falla to Tallis you’re too Bizet to vote for ______.</p>

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<p>The Buxtehude stops here. Vote for _________
(organ stops, that is)</p>

<p>Saying Boyce Wilbye Boyce isn’t Machaut. Vote for ______</p>

<p>Vote for _______. She Berlioz anyone a cent and will never Szell out.
(1 semitone = 100 cents)</p>

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<p>Vote for _____, no strings attached.</p>

<p>Alto, if you can Stand it, there might be a more Bass-ic pun in there somewhere, but I don’t want to Horn in on anyone else’s territory or try to Drum up any business for the competition.</p>

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<p>I’ve noted that these comments are far too orchestrated for my ear.</p>

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<p>Check out this link:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-music-jokes.html[/url]”>http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-music-jokes.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Violadad, how many times have you heard the violator one?</p>