<p>Post a grammatically correct sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet and its word count - let’s see who can use the fewest words!</p>
<p>It can’t be something common like “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”, or one you got off Wikipedia. I mean, it can be, but what fun is that? Be creative [:</p>
<p>Here’s mine to start -</p>
<p>Having exceeded his fun quota, the vexed and concerned koala yelled and zipped his trousers, leaving the bathroom door ajar. (20 words)</p>
<p>Man, Josef Dvorak was over his xylophone zurna ensemble uncopyrightables quota.</p>
<p>11</p>
<p>“No,” TRUFFLIEPUFF defiantly remarked, continuing with a witty remark, “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! There! What now?! All in ONE word!”</p>
<p>a big cat decided ecstatically for goat hooves; instead, jack kindly looted manny’s nine octopus pharynxes, quietly removing several teeth under very wet xenophobic yellow zebus.
win</p>
<p>I wanted to do one of these, but I just couldn’t think how to get all the alphabets in except maybe by using a very queer word like ‘zugzwang’. :/</p>
<p>^ I think I am just very compelled to inquire about your belief that the word “zugzwang” is gay. (18…better than my first one.)</p>
<p>Excitedly, eleven joyful zookeepers disguised quiet wallabies in gym fashion.
10.</p>
<p>Excitedly, eleven joyful zookeepers disguised quiet wallabies as chimpanzees
Nine, thanks to the way I changed the first one at the last minute.</p>
<p>I almost got down to 8. 
…I have too much time on my hands.</p>
<p>I had to get the letter ‘Q’ in somehow, without using a very unrelated word like ‘quiz’, because that would be just pathetic and full of extra words too.
I know, that one was just terrible :/</p>
<p>^ Hey b¡tch, that barking well isn’t a pangram…you underzealous, quibbling, joking, vexing buffoon (you’re missing K)!</p>
<p>Sorry, didn’t want to call you that, but I keep to my pangrams - BFGHJQRVXZ.</p>
<p>You probably didn’t examine the sentence just quite closely enough, because there was a ‘k’ there for your very own eyes to see, so keep it zipped!</p>
<p>[nopangram]It’s alright, sometimes politeness has to be sacrificed for a greater cause.[/nopangram]</p>