I am THIS close to sending University of Chicago an email to ask them to stop sending us mail.
Earth to Univ of Chicago:
You cost $98,000/yr.
Our EFC is too expensive.
You’d never admit my kid anyway. She doesn’t fit your profile.
It’s too cold there.
So just stop it.
Seriously, just stop. Because you don’t stop with all of the snail mail, D26 & I now pretty much despise your institution. It’s clear that the only reason why you want her to apply is to decrease your acceptance rate for US News & World Report rankings. D26 has selected the option multiple times in your emails to unsubscribe, yet still you send email and snail mail.
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Back to your regularly scheduled programming.