Threatening your kids is pretty risky too. That’s not the way people who love each other act.
Like I said, if they’ve already paid, change your password so they can’t login to your account and withdraw you. Finish spring.
It sounds like there is no money train. The economy is terrific.
If you want, move to Boston, get a day job and go to Harvard Extension school at night. Check out
extension.harvard.edu
With two courses per semester, and 12-16 courses under your belt you can probably finish the last 20 needed for your degree in 4ish years, including summers.