Paying Professors: Inside Google’s Academic Influence Campaign

Originally in the WSJ.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/features/2017/07/11/paying-professors-inside-googles-academic-2.html

So are you upset with the professors, or Google?

Corporate-sponsored academic research has always been controversial.

Nothing wrong with corporate sponsored research!!!

Dear Google,

I’m working on a research project that proves Net Neutrality solves world hunger, fights climate change and promotes world peace!

However, I do need a bit more funding to complete by work…say $20K?

Looking forward to your response and check!

@Simba9 - I am not upset with anyone. The more I find out about universities and professors, the more odious the whole system is.

Dear Google,

I’m working on a research project which proves Google is the most Augustulus online company and should be given maximal advantages under US and international IP/PTO laws. However, as this endeavor is an arduous one, more funding for tools and expenses will be required such as:

$260,000,000,000,000 for salary

$500,000 for a customized Lambroghini as formal ground transportation. Another $20k for fuel and ongoing maintenance.

$400,000 technology retainer for computing/technological necessities

$50 million for a VF-1 Veritech for air transportation and in case free access to research repositories isn’t freely given and another $5 million for fuel and accessories.

$100 million expense account for food, dining, and other miscellaneous expenses.

$500 million reserve in case I need to employ “research assistants”.

$42 million slushee fund(i.e. For practical jokes on non-cooperative entities).

Considering the limitless benefits of my research, I have no doubt you’ll find my grant request to be reasonable and well worth your ongoing long-term investment. I look forward to receiving my first installment within 30 days.

:smiley:

No different than pharmaceutical companies subsidizing medical research or insurance companies subsidizing actuarial science faculty.

Expect a lot more of these kinds of deals as the state and federal government cut back their funding. The money’s gonna have to come from somewhere…

Clearly a very important source of research funding comes from corporations and industry groups. Not only do I have no issue with it, but we need more of it!

However, it should be disclosed (and in most cases, it is).

I am an academic researcher, and my opinions are not for sale for 5-20K!

Marketplace had a good interview with the Wall Street Journal reporter. A few things were clear:

– All of Google’s rivals do the same thing, on a lesser but still significant scale.
– Most of this involves law professors, and it’s not so much research as “research.” They’re paying for an extra part-time student research assistant.
– Law review funding disclosure rules are nonexistent.
– Google never, ever tells people what it wants them to conclude. It follows people working in areas of interest to it systematically, and offers no-strings-attached funding to people whose ideas and work quality it likes.