*Penn Class of 2020 Early Decision Discussion*

  1. Don't even show up.
  1. Tell them ahead of time that you don't know them, but you hate them
  1. Ignore all of the tips just mentioned.

@c777123 I believe someone said you cannot be deferred and then waitlisted.

  1. Give @jarrett211 a better sense of humor
  2. Bring a blowtorch
  1. Ask the interviewer to drop a beat and freestyle. Your impressive bars will guarantee a stellar recommendation
  1. Break his furniture and set his house on fire

11.Bring @AyyyyyyLMAO so that he can provide a fantastic example of what to do

  1. Burn their house down. With the lemons!!! #portal2
  1. Proceed to convert him to the Dark side of the Force by promising the safety of the one he cares for. He will have no choice but to accept. He already has severe burns from the fire, so he would go great in a Darth Vader suit plus he will have a light saber and will do your bidding as you two set out to conquer the galaxy. *I'm excited af for TFA if you couldn't tell
  1. Reprimand the interviewer for not interfering when George Lucas sold the rights for Star Wars to Disney *I'm horrified AF for TFA because Disney is making it, and Lucas was really angry with the direction they are taking
  1. Proceed to use the force lighting to "eliminate" your master, following the Sith's Rule of Two and for reasons @TheWaffleMan149 stated. After realizing your mistake and proceed to intensely study the force and midi-chlorians to eventually bring the interviewer back to life so he can actually write a rec. *Eh, I'm excited simply because of nostalgia and stuff. I know Disney will kind of ruin Star Wars, but they can't eff up something that awesome too badly.

@icrievrytiem Not actually a rule, but Princess Leia and the Seven Droids

  1. Forget about everything above, just bring @AyyyyyyLMAO with you. His freestyle may have improved. Also, don't bother doing the interview, just bump his mixtape.
  1. Send the mixtape to admissions. They will likely not even have him do an interview

@thewaffleman149 Even better: Collab with him and drop a single. Admissions will be blown out of their seats.

@TheWaffleMan149 hahaha

Progressive Rock-Rap duo TheWaffleLMAO

TheWaffLMAO

this discussion is lit