<p>HEY, ENTERTAIN ME. </p>
<p>It’s slow here today. And I’m at work, but I don’t want to work. And facebook isn’t cutting it. And you people are not talking enough. </p>
<p>GO.</p>
<p>i wonder why CC doesn’t have avatars.</p>
<p>I’m glad that it doesn’t. </p>
<p>I hate avatars with a passion.</p>
<p>yeah, but you have to admit, CC’s layout is kind of bland. </p>
<p>simplistic and functional though.</p>
<p>Yes. But at this point if it changed I don’t think I could handle it. I can navigate this place with my eyes close using my toe on the touchpad. </p>
<p>Or something.</p>
<p>PS thank you for humoring me.</p>
<p>no problem.</p>
<p>i’m at work too, and i have no idea where my boss is or what i should be doing.</p>
<p>Speaking of entertainment, I’m going to the SNAKES ON A MFING PLANE premiere!!! Tonight! Hollywood! Mann’s Chinese Theater!</p>
<p>SAMUEL ***KIN JACKSON!!!</p>
<p>SNAKES!!!</p>
<p>PLANES!!!</p>
<p>If you missed it, the other day I was interviewed for the DB article called “Snakes on a Campus” (<a href=“http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/news/articles.asp?id=37864)%5B/url%5D”>http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/news/articles.asp?id=37864)</a>. I am the first person they interview.</p>
<p>SNAKES!!!</p>
<p>you’ll enjoy this:</p>
<p><a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJgFDCU3So[/url]”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJgFDCU3So</a></p>
<p>YES I CANNOT WAIT ZOMG. </p>
<p>And oooooh I didn’t see the article. Something to read! YAY!</p>
<p>Believe me, I watched that video a couple times at work today to get me pumped up for this movie. Not that I needed more pumping up.</p>
<p>I’m currently looking for more snakes to bring with me to the premiere!</p>
<p>Hahah. </p>
<p>There’s one of those giant sticker billboards on the side of my office building so that everyone going west on Sunset can witness the snakes. I’m just sad that I can’t see it from inside.</p>
<p>I was so stoked that we got the SOAP one instead of the Dane Cook one down the street. Not that I don’t love Dane, but not as much as I love SOAP.</p>
<p>SUCCESS!!!</p>
<p>I have successfully relocated several lost snakes from my childhood.</p>
<p>This brings my snake total up to 8.</p>
<p>Time to dress up as Samuel L. Jackson.</p>
<p>YAY.</p>
<p>Amazing. </p>
<p>TAKE PICTURES, PLZ.</p>
<p>Will do… taking the camera right now… hopefully the battery lasts long enough for the night, or the frame is big enough to take pictures of 20 foot snakes.</p>
<p>Nice. </p>
<p>Dude have fun.</p>
<p>i was picking dates (the fruit) in my backyard and my dog waited below the ladder to pick up any i failed to hold. it was pretty funny. my dog loves fruit.</p>
<p>Anyone else going to watch the movie in Westwood (Mann Bruin) tomorrow? :rolleyes:</p>
<p>~six more weeks…</p>
<p>k here’s a joke to cheer you up</p>
<p>Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
Because it died</p>