Perfect Student Chances?

Hi. I have a perfect gpa, perfect sat, perfect act, I cured cancer, one the nobel prize, fed 1 million starving children, have 45 patents, and my daddy is the ceo of 7 companies. I have 50000 hours of work experience and have a $145 an hour paying internship. I have so many extracuriculars, it would take forever to list them all out. dO i hAvE a cHanCE aT {insert college that they will 100% get into}??!??!?

yes, this is a psa. no question here.