<p>Anyone want to share little nuggets of wisdom? Should be adages, etc, that one comes up with independently, though - no Meade's Maxim or anything.</p>
<p>Theorem of Self-Esteem:</p>
<p>Let s = how smart one feels.
Let t = how much time one spends in school.
Let k = the amount of knowledge one accrues.
In all instances k and t, k<t.
Therefore, for all instances s, k, and t, s = k/t.</p>
<p>I suck at these, though, so am asking y'all to generate some insight/laughs.</p>