Pizza+pie=money. Read inside for info.

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Now we all know that pizza+pie=money. Why?
If you divide money by pi, you get the integral of Chevron.
Chevron is ranked in the Fortune 5.
Walmart is better than Chevron, but we all know walmart sucks.</p>

<p>Therefore Chevron is better.</p>

<p>So pizza+pie=money.
Any questions?</p>

<p>I just gave you the secret to high school success.</p>

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<p>You can see bad examples of parenting at Walmart.</p>

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<p>I know. Parenting is not a money maker. Therefore Walmart is poor.</p>

<p>Bad parenting makes even less.</p>