Please help- Need a quick funny name for a turkey

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<p>Hi Everyone, long time no post, but I lurk frequently and enjoy the forum.</p>

<p>A Olde English-style font, a printer, and pack of certificates from the office supply store can be a dangerous thing. I am making some quick and goofy “Certificates of Merit” to enclose with Thanksgiving casserole dishes that I am returning to family members. (This is about the last thing I need to be doing right now, but I can’t stop myself. Let’s not get into what that says about me please.) One award will be for Excellence in the Thanksgiving Sweet Potato category, and one for Exceptional Achievement in Dishwashing. And so on. Gonna break out the ribbons, gold seals, and turkey stickers as well. </p>

<p>So I need to sign the certificate with a pompous turkey-ish name like Rufus Tailfeather or something like that. For extra credit, can you think of a title to print under the signature?</p>

<p>If anyone can come up with something, it’s you guys. Thanks! I’ve got about ten minutes here. Whatcha got?</p>

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<p>O. H. Turkeyfeathers</p>

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<p>Thanks! What does the O.H. stand for?</p>

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<p>Ummm - G. W. Bush, Turkey-in-Chief?</p>

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<p>What I <em>meant</em> to say was, What a clever, fun idea! I love it.</p>

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<p>O.H. instead of Oh</p>

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<p>OH TAILFEATHERS! I get it!</p>

<p>Thanks for your suggestions! I’m going with Bradley B. Butterball, Jr. because it works best with the look of the handwriting font.</p>