<p>I read all this nonsense about surveys that state which student bodies are happiest, or surveys that try to figure out which schools have the best classroom teaching. </p>
<p>Hey. These schools came out on top in this or that unscientific survey; therefore, it must be true.</p>
<p>Well, I just came across this survey. If you buy these classroom teaching surveys, I guess you buy this.</p>
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<p>I’m packing my bags. I can’t decide if I should go to Wake Forest, although, I have no interest in living in that part of the country and I have no interest in going to a school with a student body that is so economically diverse. But that’s subjective, so I should reconsider. </p>
<p>Maybe, I will just forget college altogether since I’m in my fifties, and just take myself and my belongings and head to Jordan or Egypt to live. I don’t think I am qualified to get into the number 1 country, even though my dad is a legacy. (True).</p>
<p>I hear Jews are welcomed with open arms in Jordan.</p>