<p>I sure hope that’s sarcasm. Sure, sure hope.</p>
<p>No, I think that Foxdie is right.
Men are biologically programmed to think that way. Certain guys may be less prone to thinking this way… but it’s true to some extent for all men (it’s sad but true).</p>
<p>I guess. I guess. Maeby.</p>
<p>Does anyone know what the criteria for gays are? Do they differ from those of females? I’m really curious about that.</p>
<p>And then there are some boys who really value intellectual discussions in their partner (I don’t care that much about intelligence, so long as it’s enough to merit intellectual discussions or understanding the way I approach my life - which is based a lot on neologisms that aren’t particularly easy to fully appreciate)? But honestly, even I value beauty. I will date someone who isn’t pretty, but only because my rational belief system propels me to do so. </p>
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<li>this USUALLY isn’t the case - there are highly unusual cases, I consider myself one</li>
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<p>My main criteria is actually “lack of societal influence”. This is mostly related to stability though (since my belief system is extremely cold and disheartening - it takes someone without societal influence to appreciate it - and this is difficult - I took months to fully appreciate mine). I’m not quite sure though. John Nash’s wife seems societally influenced, but if someone like his wife were to approach me, I’d probably be open (actually, I’d probably be open to just about anyone who approaches me, provided that she’s make decent replies some of my e-mails). My defining characteristic is that I mass-send e-mails.</p>
<p>Embarrassing story: I once had an AD-marathon, and watched all three seasons in a row. I then almost turned in an English reflection in which I LITERALLY wrote “maeby” instead of “maybe.”</p>
<p>You know what’s number one on my Christmas List? AD. All 3 seasons, $54.99. If that’s all I get for Christmas, I shall be fulfilled.</p>
<p>I need to buy myself new copies before I go off to college, because my family will not let me kidnap our DVDs. That will be my birthday present.</p>
<p>Really? My parents think I’m weird because I like all these shows they’ve never heard of. I’m an Entertainment Weekly junkie, what can I say?</p>
<p>…We should probably stop hijacking IK’s thread with our awesomeness. Yup.</p>
<p>Yeah, we just multiplied this thread’s awesome levels by about, oh, ∞. Our work here is done.</p>
<p>Mhmm. Farewell, non-awesome lurkers. We have upped the awesome more than you’ll… never know.</p>
<p>maybe poor men should start dating other poor men?</p>
<p>Maebe poor men should start watching AD.</p>
<p>btw, regarding the “maebe” joke in AD–you fans out there do get the significance, right?</p>
<p>In the show, it’s up in the air whether or not Maebe is indeed George-Michael Bluth’s biological cousin.</p>
<p>Hence her name…she maybe his cousin. Or not.</p>
<p>=D</p>