<p>LOL, TP=toilet paper, like CP above said. You know when crazy kids go out with rolls and toss the stuff all over the place. You just have to be careful to do it on a dry night, or else it’s horrible for the people that clean up in the morning :)</p>
<p>my top choice ain’t yale… harvard or wharton, but whatever!</p>
<p>29) shout at top of lungs right beside the mailbox: I GOT IN. IN YOUR FACE YOU STUPID ****** ******
30) go to grade 9 homeroom teacher. “Hi I got into HYPS, now you regret what you did to me in grade 9”
31) get real snotty around girls whom you’ve had crushes on. get even more snotty around ppl you don’t like/they don’t like you.
32) remain completely nonchalant around girls you like/like you. completely nonchalant around good friends.
33) sing american anthem during prom night. (in canada)
34) oh and how can i forget: buy gifts for counselor and teachers that helped you get in</p>
<ol>
<li>Get an “I Heart Yale” tattoo. On my forehead.</li>
<li>Taunt nemesis.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Sign your name on all assignments, “Eli”</li>
</ol>
<p><em>Snorts in laughter</em> Gosh, I love this thread!
38) Send back every bit of mail your state school ever sent you in a large, manilla envelope.
39) Keep you grades sky-high for fear of Yale rescinding your admission.
40) Blow up the admissions letter to 500%, frame it, and nail it to the roof above your bed, so it’s the first thing you see when you wake up.</p>
<ol>
<li>Do a little dance.</li>
<li>Make a little love.</li>
<li>Get down tonight.</li>
</ol>
<p>(P.S. How much do your grades have to fall for Yale to rescind your admission? My classes are freaking tough this year. I think my grades might drop.)</p>
<ol>
<li>memorize this song <a href=“http://pantheon.yale.edu/~jgc23/****Harvard2004.mp3[/url]”>http://pantheon.yale.edu/~jgc23/****Harvard2004.mp3</a>
replace the **** with a 4 letter word that begins with an F
or get it from here
<a href=“http://pantheon.yale.edu/~jgc23/media.html[/url]”>http://pantheon.yale.edu/~jgc23/media.html</a></li>
</ol>
<p>its a great song</p>
<p>HAHA damn spydertennis that’s some awesome ****.</p>
<p>damn straight,
yales premier rap group, 108 tongues
check them out, <a href=“http://pantheon.yale.edu/~jgc23/[/url]”>http://pantheon.yale.edu/~jgc23/</a>
they also recruit freshmen ;-)</p>
<p>lol not a yalie either but heck
44) put Yale label on all school binders and notebooks
45) random bursts of screams and shrieks for the rest of the year
46) book your plane ticket half year in advance (w/o knowing the orientation dates)
47) skipping class on the day of acceptance (whether its due to over excitment or near heart failure is up to you)
48) cover your Xanga/Livejournal/Diary<em>for those that still use them</em>/ myspace with yale pictures
49) props all your friends’ Xanga/myspace/livejournal with 3294238423 msgs of “YAY I’m IN!!!”</p>
<p>(I’d do all of the above 49 things and more for columbia)</p>
<p>haha this is so funny…</p>
<p>50)go up to the teacher who gave you that only B (89.4) semester average and say “despite your evil deeds, I triumphed. you evil *****”
51)give your parents a big bear hug and say “you said you will pay for my
tuition if i get in, right?”
52)snog a random student in the hallway and say “i love you but i love
yale more”
53)then ask that person for his/her name
54)tattoo “i love my bulldog” in your private place
55)then swim naked in your neighborhood pool</p>
<p>gosh i just hope i will be able to do all 55 of these… <em>cries</em></p>
<p>To Gorbachev-Sev: For Yale to rescind admission, you’re grades would have to drop dramatically. Like, getting C’s and D’s in most of your classes, whereas you had gotten A’s before. It’s unlikely, and I’ve never heard of a person who let their grades drop so dramatically Yale took back their admission. I’m sure it’s happened, but it’s probably extremely rare.</p>
<p>I swear, we should all make a pact: If we’re offerred admission, we have to do AT LEAST 20 of the items on the list!</p>
<p>On a side note, I’ve copied the list, and have hung it in my locker. I laugh at anyone who asks me what it’s for. </p>
<p>LETS GET THE LIST UP TO 100!!!</p>
<p>im in. And ill try to do as many as is humanly possible</p>
<p>I want to TP Princeton. Who else is in?</p>
<p>i’m down with that</p>
<p>And so am I.</p>
<p>Me too! </p>
<p>Hmm, let’s add some more to the list…</p>
<p>56) Snidely comment that you’re a future Yalie whenever you get a chance
57) Nickname every animal you meet “Handsome Dan.”
58) Tell everyone that you’re wearing blue panties/boxers/bra.
59) For those who are sexually active: Scream out “Eli” in the middle of <em>it</em>
60)Strut for the rest of the year.</p>
<p>Oh no! I’ve created a monster! But I’ll roll with it :)</p>
<p>61) Sneak into the office, usurp the intercom and announce to the school, “Attention, I, [first name, last name], am going to Yale!” Laugh maniacally so you can plead insanity at court.
62) Use many words that rhyme with “Yale” in everyday speech so you can bring it up again. “And Sears has this great sale, hey that rhymes with Yale…It looks like it might hail, that rhymes with Yale…”
63) Bring a lounge chair and sunglasses to school all through April when everyone’s freaking out about APs. “You know I’d join you all, but they don’t take test credit at Yale”</p>
<p>Dudes, I would totally help out in TPing Pton. I can easily take the Dinky from Princeton Junction after stocking up from the Acme near the station. =D</p>
<p>Just let me know where and when. I’ll be there.</p>
<p>(I’m still bitter at the Pton undergrads for Moot Court 2005)</p>
<p>You people are sick. Personally, if I do get into Yale, then I’d propose to my girlfriend. Nothing like you sick freaks.</p>