<p>64) Propose to drinkingmilkalldaylong’s girlfriend.</p>
<p>I don’t know…she’s only into Asians.</p>
<p>Hey, we don’t have to marry her, we just have to propose.</p>
<p>I’m Asian. But I’m also a girl. That might be awkward :rolleyes:</p>
<p>What’s your email address, I send a picture of myself to you.</p>
<p>Simultaneously: defecate, ****, vomit, lactate, sweat, cry, bleed… basically expel all fluids out of your body. </p>
<p>That’s what would happen to me. Plus many other things, like a big dance party. With Ricky Martin.</p>
<p>thats just weird</p>
<p>I don’t know if you can just lactate on command.</p>
<p>Maybe not…but still, it sounds like a number!
65) [Insert bodily function]</p>
<p>It wouldn’t be on command. You would be so shocked that it would just HAPPEN.</p>
<p>Let’s see…what would you do if you got an acceptance letter and then got another letter that said that the admissions office made a mistake and that your application is revoked?</p>
<p>Hmmm…either commit suicide or sue Yale for all they’re worth.</p>
<p>that’s happened before, and when people demand to be let in after such a mistake, the school usually has no choice but to do so.</p>
<p>I highly doubt anyone will commit suicide. Want to…but never acutally doing it.</p>
<p>i think youre wrong</p>
<p>Oh good, I’m not the only one who’s worried about this before! I keep on picturing myself with an acceptance letter, running through the school hallways screaming in glee…and one week later, receiving another letter saying that the acceptance was a mistake. <em>Shudders</em></p>
<p>Ooh, new list. If my admission turned out to be a sham, I would:</p>
<p>1) Go Goth. Duh.
2) Buy every emo album on the market, memorize the songs and learn to play guitar, found a famous emo band and go on live television with the song, “F*** You Yale!!!”
3) Do steps one, two, and three above, but get hired to play in a New Haven concert and go before the crowd with “F*** You Yale!!!”
4) Get a job at the New Haven post office and sabotage all future applicants. Mwahaha.
5) Go to some dinky little college for basic education so you can become an admissions officer for Yale. Screw over hopefuls for years to come. Mwahaha again.</p>
<p>Any other ideas? Besides world domination.</p>
<p>lol commiting suicide over some university. u should get psychiatric help, cause i’m willing to be that you’ll face even worst situations later in life.</p>
<p>So, back to the topic of this thread…If I am accepted or deferred, I will definitely respond. If I am rejected, I will most likely never visit the Yale threads again. But… who knows?</p>
<p>You people crack me up. 
Good luck everyone.</p>