<p>My APUSH and freshman history teacher is basically Dr House as a teacher. He berates everyone, expects completely out of the box answers, and respects very few of his students. He would regularly kick desks to scare students and ask them if they were on crack. Also he reenacts Preston Brooks beating Charles sumner with a ruler every year on a student (not actually hitting them. He’s actually an amazing teacher though, I’ve never learned more in one class than I did from him.
The teacher I had for honors American lit used to do something with her classes called phallic Friday - students brought in examples of phalluses each week and discussed them.
Freshman English teacher assigned literally nothing the entire class, it was her first and only year of teaching freshmen, and she was a notoriously tough senior English teacher. However she didn’t make us do anything. All we did was “debate” the merits of different kinds of candy and listen to her tell us stories about her belly button exploding, being stalked, and working part-time at a private detective agency.
Honors chemistry: teacher liked to stand on desks, yell, and randomly burst into song. At least once a week we could expect a rant about how we were all going to fail at life and how we needed to study 2 hours a night for each class.
Honors freshman math: teacher once threw a desk at the wall and made a huge hole.
Ap euro: teacher talked about drug use, drinking, and breaking into restricted areas of German castles.
I’m not even going to get started on my health, gym, French, and physics teachers :/</p>