<p>To kids who got into Penn and are willing:</p>
<p>Post your application essays to give others an idea as to what it takes to get in. There are all kinds of things on the net that say how to write/not write your application essay, but it’s always nicer and more reassuring to see other people’s work. </p>
<p>I would never plagiarize an essay or steal ideas, so don’t worry. I’m just curious. </p>
<p>Only post if you want to. </p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p>Here’s mine:</p>
<p>I want to attend Penn because of its outstanding health benefits. As you can probably tell from other parts of my application, I have had a number of mental break downs.</p>
<p>OK, I’m a psycho:</p>
<p>No I’m not, just kidding, but it helps to vent. </p>
<p>Anyway, when I took your tour last summer I wound up in the infirmary because I was really stressed and it was hot and the guide was OK but she was talking really fast and I couldn’t keep up, so I just fainted–and there I was in the infirmary. </p>
<p>Great infirmary by the way, say HI! to Dr. Babcock (thanks for the I-V Xanax, whoo!, I was chillin’), and when we got the bill and saw what a great health plan you had, my father was really impressed.</p>
<p>I think you should put your infirmary in your View Book, it’s so sterile and clean. I broke down on a couple of tours, so like I’ve checked out the competition. Cornell has a great infirmary, but it’s too competitive (Man, would I would be stressed there), and their benefits are only so-so.</p>
<p>OK, reject me, it’s not that I’ll kill myself. Well, I won’t kill myself, I will come to your campus and try to kill myself, and then I will wind up in your wonderful infirmary and take extension courses. </p>
<p>I have to stop now, I don’t feel too good.</p>
<p>Mine was pretty similar, but it also included a description about how I want to attend Penn because it’s against my religion to murder and I might have to resort to that if I don’t get in.</p>
<p>I threatened to turn them into a body suit.</p>
<p>i wrote about sports. yawn.</p>
<p>Quaker was that really your essay? If so, which prompt was it?</p>
<p>that wasn’t his essay.</p>
<p>it’s on some website that gives examples of how not to write your essay.</p>
<p>somebody hook me up with a roofy</p>