<p>Salutations! I am looking forward an exciting year. Are you? Before you answer (although I am sure you will say “yes”), here are some things we should clear up before we have a great time as roommates: </p>
<p>Our room allows for three actions: Partying, playing, and studying. Notice how I did not mention sleeping? That’s because we will not need (or get) any! I am going to use our room for partying to morning hours on a daily basis. No worries, I have everything from strobe lights to disco balls to keep us up all night. Although I used to be shy, I now understand the fun and importance of meeting new people. I am sure we will be able to make many new friends with our soon-to-be-famous parties.</p>
<p>In terms of play, I am very open to compromise. I have several suitcases of movies and games for both of us to enjoy. But to make the most out of them, they must be blasted at full volume. You will love it though, as my surround sound system is the subject of great envy. Plus, I will be able use the room for breakdance practice, and you are welcome to watch. Keep in mind though that I hold you accountable for any injuries or damaged furniture.</p>
<p>Study-wise, it is best if we get some time to ourselves to review our coursework. When I study, I will need you to leave the room. I will also need to use your desk to store my books and papers. If you want to study, too, I hear the bathroom and garbage room are excellent places to learn, so you can give those a try. </p>
<p>Lastly, because of my adventurous nature, I love to travel and experience new cultures, and I am thinking of studying abroad after freshman year. Hopefully you will come with me. If not, it would be nice if you could conduct my daily cleaning routine of the room for me when I am gone. I usually scrub and dust everything twice a day. It only takes four hours, so that should not be too bad. </p>
<p>With that said, I am sure we will have a great time together. You will not find any roommate as awesome as me! See you soon ^_^</p>
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<p>My original draft was way crazier, but my parents made me tone it down >_> w/e…</p>