<p>Alright,
So paris hilton and Queen elizabeth was in heaven and saint peter has to decide which one would go to heaven. He said to both of them," Whoever does the most impressive thing, I’ll let them in." Pari Hilton, as smart as she is (LOL HAHHAHA), takes her shirt off and flashes St. Pete. He said," pretty good…pretty good". So Queen Elizabeth take a #2 in the rest room and flushes. St. Peter says," alright Queen elizabeth, you are allowed into heaven." Paris Hilton is furious and says," WHY!!!"
St. peter laughs and says, “a royal flush beats a pair any day my dear.”</p>