<p>I filled in an application for private music lessons…and then I went back and read the instructions: “Instruction for non-music majors of advanced ability is subject to the availability of instructors. Beginners will not be assigned (except for those requesting organ who already have experience on piano).”</p>
<p>Um…how hard is it really to get an assignment? (And why didn’t I read that before I filled it out?)</p>