<p>Hey, I’m bored and I’m not going anywhere…for a while. Yes, jumping on the bandwagon. Just ask any question and you’ll get my all-knowing advice. (Yes, all-knowing…)</p>
<p>Fire!</p>
<p>why does fire exist</p>
<p>why do you have the number 63128 in your user name?</p>
<p>Where do babies come from?</p>
<p>Was the 5¢ in this thread’s title added for no specific reason?</p>
<p>mj: To warm people up and make food, duh!</p>
<p>Pyar: I don’t</p>
<p>Kaz: Ask your parents…You may not be ready for this information</p>
<p>rocker: No, it is a reference to a certain comic strip (which I’m sure you know).</p>
<p>I’m starting to hallucinate a lot and…um…I think I’m better than everybody else. Could you give me a diagnosis? Wait, no, I’m better than you anyway, so I think I’ll keep my nickel from the evil Communists trying to asphyxiate me right now.</p>
<p>Hmm…all signs point to…schizophrenia!</p>
<p>One must display schizphrenic symptoms for a period of at least 6 months before one may be formally diagnosed.</p>
<p>is elvis alive?</p>
<p>is elvis alive?</p>
<p>Only in my toast.</p>
<p>Did Bush really collapse the World Trade Center to give an excuse to wreak vengeance against Saddam Hussien AND ZE EVIL COMMUNISTS!??!?!1!???!!1??!@!1?11@!!</p>
<p>Conspiracy theorists are so funny.</p>
<p>One more question: Do I need psychiatric help?</p>
<p>pro: 1) No</p>
<p>2) Yes…That’s why you are here.</p>
<p>Should I subscribe to conspiracy theories, or all they really just made up by Communists to corrupt my mind and gain control of the world?</p>
<p>The latter</p>
<p>are we better off now?</p>
<p>ok fine why is there a 63138 in your user name lol?</p>
<p>OMGZ My email notification stopped emailing me!!</p>
<p>mj93: Then when?</p>
<p>Pyar: It’s my zipcode! lol</p>
<p>how do you stand email notifications? i would seriously get over 250 emails a day if i turned that on.</p>
<p>I only do it for certain threads…like the ones I start…like this one.</p>