Publix Supermarket Bakery Would Not Allow "Magna Cum Laude" to Be Written on Graduation Cake

A local woman recently bitterly complained that a local political columnist was harming her son because her son is a registered voter and the columnist–who tends towards satire–said that he sometimes signs letters with her son’s name. She thinks people will think the letters were written by her son.

Her son’s name is Jonathan Swift.

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