Puhlease chance moi!!!!!

Colleges & Universities Harvard University
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<p>female.
Martinsville, Indiana.
sats: CR- 560, W- 610, M- 620
SAT II- math I- 560, US history- 400</p>

<p>My school is very out there, they promote including fictional literature in every day life.
GPA: Weighted: 3.4, unweighted: 2.7
EC:
President of the meat club for three years
4H participant since 8 years old
Blue ribbon in sewing
Fight Club Founder at my school
Society for the promotion of Dunder Mifflin Infinity co-founder and treasurer
Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare member
Chair of fundraising committee for the dance marathon that raised money for our local rehab center
I like sewing.
and playing the flute.
and the accordian.
and the mandolin.
I can sometimes play all three.
Pottery professionals of America secretary</p>

<p>I learned english in 8th grade after being mute.</p>

<p>My chances?</p>

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<p>Your chances are very low due to your GPA, SATI, SATII, and EC’S. Unless you can play up the mute ordeal is some amazing way, it will be extraordinarily tough for you to be accepted. Good luck though :/</p>

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<p>Wow, so how did you communicate like with your family before the 8th grade?? Body language?</p>

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<p>low chances.</p>

<p>lol fight club. Colleges will appreciate that, I’m sure.</p>

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<p>this is so obviously fake…</p>

<p>haha…Dunder Mifflin Infinity co-founder…nice</p>

<p>I love The Office.</p>

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<p>“Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare”</p>

<p>Do you have any legal documents to prove your Elfish roots? If you don’t have Elfish blood, why would you even participate in this club? Assuming that you don’t have national awards from the Elfish Equality Association, and you aren’t in any kind of leadership position in the club, it might hurt your chances of admission because you’ll just look like a caucasian posing as an Elfish URM. This does not bode well with adcoms. Trust me. I’ve been through it.</p>

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<p>The proper adjective is Elven.</p>

<p>And please be more respectful next time when speaking of my race, simian.</p>

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<p>“The proper adjective is Elven.”</p>

<p>Only for the good-looking, Tolkien-esque ones. The midgety ones get to be called elfish XD</p>

<p>Seriously, both are valid.</p>

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<p>Fight Club. You’re definitely in.</p>

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<p>lol wut, elfail</p>

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<p>Omg Fight Club</p>

<p>So you’re that pointy eared person I beat up at regionals…</p>

<p>XD</p>

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<p>LMAO! In case you’re serious, I think your chances are pretty slim. :)</p>

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<p>OMG!!! I’m president of my school’s meat club too!!!</p>

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<p>Fight Club will get you in.</p>

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<p>Wow, Hermione/Dwight/Bob Paulson, you’re amazing!</p>

<p>Love the SPEW reference :).</p>